And here is my Manifesto's first draught.
YEAH BUT THEY TASTE AWESOME.
I get the Urge. On a night out, at home, in bed, and I have to satisfy my cravings. I know what I need, in London you will find many of them, bright and alluring, attracting customers in with promises of ‘King Deals’ and Mctastic burgers. i love them. How could anyone hate them?
Hate Think people. The greatness of these fast food brands. I’m talking about the brands that some people see as the curse of mankind. But they are GREAT. Bringing cheap, tasty food to the masses. “They are UNHEALTHY,” you say. So what? Just don’t eat too much.
Love I love the graphics of these companies. The bold colours of Burger King, the timeless quality of the coke logo and the simplistic magnetism of the McDonald’s Golden Arches. You may think of them as gaudy, and overused, but they are BRILLIANT, Acting as calling cards to satisfaction 24 hours a day. I love the wellcomeing staff, beautifull outfits and Ronald McDonlads smiling face.
The Corporations They weren’t featured in that film so don’t knock their success. Embrace how effortlessly accessable fastfood is, twenty four hours a day. What other restaurantes offer that sort of service? You also know to expect quick, effecient service, with a free ketchup thrown in. There are NO bad things in distant countries, just the perfect tasting burger and 1.5million employees, who work to serve 45 million lucky customers every day.
Super Size Me But you watched that incredible film that highlighted how bad constant McDonald’s would be? Come on people. Eat roast dinners, pasta or even steak soley for a month and you’re going to be malnurrished and fat. Do it the tasty way with a burger and fizzy drink. McDonalds coffe beans are certified by the rain forest allience, Their milk is organic and their chips contain no trans fat. So thats all good.
So people i call to you to embrace the amazing beauty of these fast food and drink brands, and move towards a better world. Please recycle after reading.
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